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I thought I’d share one more portrait project this week. As you all know, I am a HUGE fan of competitive eating. Over the last couple of years I have travelled far and wide to over fifteen contests, including driving to Chattanooga three times for the Krystal Square Off and flying twice to Coney Island for the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest! So I decided to have some fun this week and do a self portrait of what it would look like if I was a competitive eater!
From this experiment I have determined that I could never ever ever be a professional eater myself, and have way more of a respect for anyone who can! I got through about two bites before I started just spitting the dogs out between takes. And left enough debris for a major deduction, leaving my record at somewhere around -5. It was kind of gross! But, without further ado, here I am as a competitive eater!
…and here is the after:
