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World’s Largest Soccer Ball



The World Cup is going on! I think…unless it’s over…

Admittedly, I don’t really follow sports and don’t really care to watch soccer (or football or footie or whatever else you call it). But everyone in this world seems to be going mad for it right now.

The last time I willingly watched a soccer game was July 9, 2006. I landed in Paris just as the France/Italy World Cup final was beginning. My friends and I got to the hotel around halftime, checked in, and then bolted to a nearby bar to watch the rest of the game. Everyone thought it was funny that I was excited for it, as I really was avoiding watching games the whole time we were there (do I really have to sit around and watch TV while I’m backpacking Europe?)

But we were in France as France was playing in the finals so damn straight did I want to see. Unfortunately they lost…past overtime…in a kickoff. But it was still an experience.

Val watching soccer in France
There’s me watching World Cup “football” in Paris.

In Kansas City, Missouri you’ll find what’s billed as the world’s largest soccer ball. Really, I am sure there is a larger one somewhere. This one isn’t even fully ball-shaped, just a half sphere sticking out of the ground.

World's Largest Soccer Ball

World's Largest Soccer Ball

But as you drive down what seems to be a deserted road and you accidentally overshoot your drive onto what seems to be an abandoned highway overpass and you turn around and pull over and sneakily take photos through the fence that warns no trespassing, it’s still an experience.

World's Largest Soccer Ball

Site: World’s Largest Soccer Ball
Location: 5801 NE 76th St., Kansas City, MO
Cost: Free to see.
Hours: Always visible
Date: June 6, 2009

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Giant Morel Mushroom



A 30-foot giant morel mushroom on the side of the road about 3 miles north of Nevada, Missouri.

Giant Mushroom

Giant Mushroom

Giant Mushroom

Site: Giant Morel Mushroom (website)
Location: Hwy 71, 3 miles north of Nevada, Missouri
Cost: Free to see.
Hours: Always visible
Date: June 6, 2009

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Maxie: The World’s Largest Goose



Maxie the World's Largest Goose

There are many big birds in this world. From the World’s Largest Pelican in Minnesota to the World’s Largest Duck in Alberta, Canada to, well, that one that yellow one that lives on Sesame Street.

Maxie the World's Largest Goose

But only one holds the title of World’s Largest Goose: and boy is she a beauty!

Maxie the World's Largest Goose

In Sumner, Missouri, the “Wild Goose Capital of the World,” this giant fiberglass goose “Maxie”, as she is called, flies proudly over the community park.

Maxie the World's Largest Goose

Maxie the World's Largest Goose

At forty feet tall with a wingspan of 61 feet, Maxie could feed a whole city for Christmas dinner…but we wouldn’t do that to such a beautiful creature! Instead we’ll leave her to keep a watchful eye over the park and stand gloriously for all to see.

Maxie the World's Largest Goose

Site: The World’s Largest Goose
Location: Sumner Community Park, Hwy. 139, Sumner, Missouri
Cost: Free to see.
Hours: Always visible (though parks are usually only open daylight hours)
Date: June 5, 2009

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Movie Review: World’s Largest Documentary



Friday night I had the privilege of attending a screening of “World’s Largest” at the Chicago Underground Film Festival at the Gene Siskel Film Center.

Directed and produced by Amy C. Elliott and Elizabeth Donius, the film is on the surface about roadside attractions, specifically those dubbed the “world’s largest” whatever that are erected across the country and beacon travelers off their path. Giant statues and sculptures. They travel the country, visiting these sculptures and talking to local organizations and people about their creation and what these things mean to them.

But what the film is really about is the vanishing small-town culture. Most roadside attractions stood as reminders of the past. A giant olive in a town once known for the fruit that is no longer produced there. Many were created to bring people into the town, but, with nothing else to offer, the few and far between visitors who do come merely hop out of the car for a picture and then continue on their way. And without sustained customers the businesses can’t keep open, and if they aren’t open customers can’t come.

Many of the attractions stood in towns that are increasingly losing money and losing populations.

The World’s Largest Buffalo, Jamestown, ND. One of the sites featured in the feature documentary World’s Largest. © Amy C. Elliott

At the heart of the film is the continual returning to Soap Lake, Washington: a town that was once attracting customers from their miraculous soapy lake but that is now the poorest town in their county. A local proposes that they build the world’s largest lava lamp to stir interest in the town and bring visitors in. It’s a controversial plan that creates supporters and opponents. And after years of battling, a promising donation, and finally county support, the town still was struggling to make that dream happen. But the continuing question is, even if the town succeeds in creating this lava lamp, will the lava lamp attract people and be enough to bring the town back on its feet?

Towards the end of the film the filmmakers took on a question: do you think anyone would come just to see this world’s largest thing? The resounding answer seemed to be no. For someone like me, a road tripper obsessed with visiting any and all of these roadside attractions, yeah, yes, I do go. But, in reality, never for just one thing as I always have several stops planned. And I also have to admit that I am guilty of the pop out visiting, never really staying in a town for more than a few pictures.

The film evoked a mixture of humor and sadness. I found the audience in constant laughter, often over the ridiculousness of the attraction in question or the reasoning behind it or the sheer unwavering love from a local or two. But it was never a judging laughter. And it was definitely sad to see some towns that were once at least somewhat bustling only attract a dozen or two people to a parade.

The World’s Largest Goose, Sumner, MO. One of the sites featured in the feature documentary World’s Largest. © Amy C. Elliott

The film made me think a little bit more about how I travel, and hopefully I will be able to take a few more moments in each town I visit. Hopefully be able to stop in a shop or restaurant. But, as the filmmakers pointed out in the post-film discussion, many of these places had restaurants that were maybe only open on Tuesday night and Saturday morning. Because that giant egg isn’t enough to keep it open.

To learn more about World’s Largest and if it is coming to a city near you, visit the film’s website at www.worldslargestdoc.com.

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Tips and Tricks for Surviving the Taste of Chicago



The Taste of Chicago is the biggest food festival in the city each year. If you ask, nine out of ten Chicagoans will tell you that the Taste of Chicago is horrible, expensive, crowded, not worth the time.* If you ask someone like me, that ninth kind of girl, you’ll get someone who says yeah, it’s expensive and crowded just like any other festival in the country, but, if you play it right, it’s also a yearly tradition and worth the time. I’ve pulled together for you a few of my tips and tricks on why you should visit the Taste and how to get out alive, fulfilled, and without going broke.

Satisfy my Craving
I love deep dish pizza, and with a strongly carnivorous group of friends a giant slice of gooey sausage is almost always placed in front of me when we go out for it. Which is totally awesome. But, sometimes, my inner veggie-lover kind of craves spinach deep dish…and this past week I’ve been fiercely craving it. So bring on the Taste. Luckily for me when I went on Friday the first booth I saw was Bacino’s and I knew that every year they had slices of spinach deep dish. I got a half slice for four tickets and my taste buds were officially thanking me.

Stuffed Spinach Pizza from Bacino’s

Skip the usual
Chicago is known for pizza, hot dogs, and beef sandwiches. But that doesn’t mean that is what the Taste is about. Even though it is tempting to get these tried and true favorites, skip anything that you get all the time anyways. Try new things and different places. A few years ago at the Taste I decided to try rice pudding for the first time. And afterwards I wondered how I ever survived without rice pudding in my life, and get it everywhere, and get it again every year.

Mango Rice Pudding with Dried Cranberries from The Grill on the Alley

Bizarre Foods
Have you ever been to a restaurant and thought, gee, I’d really like to try that sautéed goat…but I don’t know if I’ll like it, so I’ll just get the chicken. Well, the Taste is the perfect time to get a no-commitment sampling of foods you want to try but aren’t sure if you’ll like. If you love it, great, and you know just where to go to get it again. And if you hate it, you didn’t waste a whole meal on it. This year I tried a crazy mashed potato filled chocolate cupcake…I don’t think I ever need to eat one again, but I am glad I tried something new.

Mashed Potatoes Stuffed Chocolate Cupcake from Polo Café & Catering

I’ll Have What She’s Having
There are two phrases you’ll have to get used to hearing…and saying: “What is that?” and “Where did you get that?” Put aside any shyness and selfishness because everyone wants to know what everyone else is eating. People will stop you to ask what you’re eating and where it came from if they see something they like. And you should do the same. Don’t try to figure it out on your own (especially since many places have similar items) and take it as a compliment that someone else thinks you have a great taste in food.

Plan and Conquer
With several blocks lined with street vendors and crowds of people it’s easy to get overwhelmed. It makes it much easier to navigate and try what you want to try if you come with a plan. Listings of all of the participating restaurants and foods are available in booklets around the city and online prior to the event’s kickoff. Every year I go through and circle what I want to try and narrow that list down until I have a list of doable items. That way I know exactly what I want to eat and where to get it, which makes the whole thing very, shall we say, whelming. That’s not to say that I don’t deviate from my plan. Maybe I will see something someone has that looks too good to skip. And almost always by the end of the hot humid day I am dying for something like an Italian Ice.

Potato and Cheese Varenyky from Shokolad Pastry and Café

Take advantage of the tastes
Every restaurant has full portions of several items then offers a couple of items in smaller “taste” portions for two to four tickets. The smaller portions are a great way to try many different things while putting less of a dent in your wallet and your waistline. Last time I went I used about a strip and a half of tickets (a strip of 12 tickets is $8) and tried five different things: all Taste portions. Not bad if I do say so myself.


Irish Egg Roll from Abbey Pub

Bring your own drinks
Don’t waste your tickets on soda and water: bringing your own is much cheaper! Outside alcohol, however, is strictly prohibited, so if you want to drink you will have to shell out a few tickets, but if you just need some H2O hydration, there’s no need to wait until you enter the festival.

So, there you go, and I hope you go! Don’t shy away from the Taste just because someone says it’s not worth it. Hey, you have to eat lunch (or dinner, or brunch, or a snack) anyways! If you play it smart, you don’t have to spend a whole lot or get lost in a land of confusion. And you’ll end up with a new and different meal and hopefully a new favorite food.

*Statistic totally made up, but also pretty much true.

Site: Taste of Chicago
Location: Grant Park, Chicago, IL
Cost: Free to get in, food tickets are 12 for $8
Hours: June 25, 2010 – July 4, 2010, 11am – 9pm Daily
Date: June 25, 2010

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Novelty Golf: Part 2



Here are some more photos from the awesomeness that is Novelty Golf:

Site: Novelty Golf
Location: 3650 West Devon Ave. Lincolnwood IL. 60712
Cost: See website for current prices.
Hours: Open 7 days a week, April through October, 10 am till midnight (Memorial Day thru Labor Day )
Date: June 12, 2010

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Novelty Golf



It’s the summer of 2010 and you’re watching television and this commercial comes on your HD flat screen TV…

and you might wonder if you’ve skipped 20 or so years back in time.

Or, if you’re like me, you think “OMG I HAVE TO GO.”

Luckily last weekend a friend was visiting and with no prompting from myself he suggested we go to this golf course he heard about…my friends may just know me too well.

Novelty Golf opened in Lincolnwood, Illinois (just North of Chicago) in 1949, and really, it doesn’t look like much has changed since (except maybe the prices).

There are two courses to choose from and each hole has a different surprise…from an Eiffel Tower to a giant chicken to Frankenstein to a dinosaur to a giant boot!

The best part? You have to operate your own obstacles! Some of the windmill-like tricks you had to push a button to get working…and others had a foot pedal you had to pump yourself! It was amazing.

Each course is 18 holes, but at the end you get to play a special bonus pinball-like “19th hole” to try to win a free game. Alas, I did not win…but that certainly will not keep me from going back.

Afterwards we headed over to the on-premise Bunny Hutch for some snacks. While I didn’t try their new egg rolls, I did get some tasty mozzarella sticks and a milkshake (I gave up drinking soda a few weeks ago…so my milkshake drinking has gone way up).

If you’re in the Chicago area it’s a really great way to spend the day. While we only had time for one round, there is a discount to play both courses, and they also have games and batting cages.

Site: Novelty Golf
Location: 3650 West Devon Ave. Lincolnwood IL. 60712
Cost: See website for current prices.
Hours: Open 7 days a week, April through October, 10 am till midnight (Memorial Day thru Labor Day )
Date: June 12, 2010

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